Wii Fit

According to Wii Fit… Mii Fat.

Lands End and Mile Rock Beach

Great Highway chase

One day I was driving my yellow jeep down Great Highway chasing another yellow jeep…

Before and after

Jake @ 6 months

Jake @ 17 months

PBR

Enjoying a sunny day at Taylor’s after work

With friends like B:Rad throwing back dozens of PBRs. In cans, no less.

With LA girls and the Ryans

Touk, Erica, Ryan, Ryan & Darius

Revealing the Raw Troof

the ONION MOVIE — Review/notes to follow…

View the trailer.

MOB. For life.

Enough to ruin your buzz

On the way to Thieve’s Tavern, we stumbled upon something so heinous we lost our buzz. A hefty bag and a Nordtrom shopping bag were found containing dozens of naked Cabbage Patch Kids on the Dubouce sidewalk just below Valencia. By the apparent Xavier Roberts signatures on the tushies of these victims, they were authentic CPKs, some of them still preemies. Even more shocking was finding a light blue Care Bare in the middle of it all.

Said a passer by…

Who would steal Cabbage Patch Kids clothes, then turn around and throw the babies out with the bathwater? It makes no sense to me whatsoever.

I KNOW!

Friday the 13th self-portrait

Je parlais avec la cousine de Julz à Montréal au sujet de mon voyage. Ma partie préférée de la ville est la rue St. Catherine. Aux restaurants, je dirais à la serveuse, “Merci mon petit poulet.” Après qu’ils me frappent à ma tête avec le menu. Et je dirais le taxi driver me porter à la maison de Celine Dion maintenant. Vite. Rapidment. S’il te plais. 

Table for two

Bubble Lounge  >  Kells  >  Chow  >  Pilsner

Don’t ask me how all of us managed to fit at that table for two…

Bubble Lounge - Pink champagne and oysters loosens up the tightest crowd. It also puts lead in your pencil.

Kells - The Irish Catholic in me always likes it.

Chow - Pork chops and polenta are good, but nothing beats talent in a Tattoo You t-shirt.

Pilsner - Throwing back Hoegaarden while playing pinball is a ridiculous way to end the most nervous night.

When the bullet hits the bone

Flatline Transmissions rockit! Notes coming soon…

SNUFF finally arrives

I pre-ordered SNUFF months ago and it finally arrived. SNUFF is the latest novel from my favorite freak writer CHUCK PALAHNIUK. Last year he relased RANT, which was disgusting. I just started reading SNUFF. So far it’s sick. It’s about porn star with a big vision and everything that revolves around the porn industry—which is basically everything. Unlike HAUNTED, which was 800 pages, SNUFF is under 200 pages of large print. I plan to review it when I’m done, which might be later tonight.

Until then, here’s a promo-preview from Double Day Publishing. Watch the video series starring Chuck himself interviewing the star of SNUFF – Cassie Wright.

 

944 clicks at MR. while JULZ clicks triples

MR. is a bar/barbershop in the SF FiDi. Not your typical barbershop like Russ’s in Mill Valley. MR. is a fancy bar with a full service hair salon in the back, shoeshine stands on the way to the toilets, and massage and nails upstairs. I could be wrong about upstairs—I never went up there. And in the main front room is a lounge with a two-tender bar that serves only beer, wine and champ. Nothing hard. Food? All I saw was white on rice.

Personally, after work I like stalking bartenders that will make a margarita in my mouth. And when I’m having my back shaved, I like my Jack and Coke. And for you ladies… while MR. will serve you at the bar, they will NOT do your hair. Boys rule only.

MR. = NOT DOIN’ IT.

FiDi=Financial District. Three years in SF, I’m just now learning the stupid lingo. DYL=Destroy Your Liver. Who yelps up this garbarge? Gimme a break.

Now on to JULZ. Julz is this groovy NB chick that knows her SOX. According to US Magazine, we never dated… we just “hooked-up” from time-to-time. I now know her as the party-photog that likes to frame three people in every click. 

JULZ = DOIN’ IT!

Hard Suikergoed

Let op de video’s van elk van Madonna

Zij zeggen de weg aan hel met goede bedoelingen bedekt is … Let op het gesprek RTL Blvd met Madonna

Yelp selects new MOTHERBOY

P.S. Happy Birthday, George Michael!

Venom

Snake Whiskey… it changed my life.

Nothing ventured nothing gained

Nite and day
Black beach sand to red clay
The US to UK, NYC to LA
From sidewalks to highways
See it’ll never be the same again
What I’m sayin’
My mind frame never changed
’til you came rearranged

(Lyrics lifted from Mel C and Lisa Lopes)

Late night with Anita Thomas

When I lived in losAngeles, I partied like a rockstar.

The Getty Center

I found the gardens more exciting than the museum.

David Hockney turned hundreds of 4″x6″ into a single 4′x6′

LA Meets SF — T.G.I.F.

Steven’s surprise SF visit